"They were supposed to go to Grandma's,
but the blizzard came in fast
The Buzzard family didn't know
how long it would last.
Wishing for a miracle
there suddenly arrived
eight Toms on the rooftop
giving feathered high fives.
"On Waddler, On Thomas
On Hobbler and Wobble
On Ditzy and Peckster
and Plumer and Gobble."
Their sleigh was soon loaded
with the Buzzard family five
with sweet yams and cream
and two round pumpkin pies
But nowhere in their midst
was a bird found for carving
with Tofurkey as main dish
nobody would be starving.
Through blizzard and storm
and billowing snow
the Tom Turkey sleigh
flew past hill and grove
When to grandma's cabin
The Buzzard family arrived
they snuggled under blankets
and warmed up inside.
And invited as guests to their holiday feast
Were the Tom Turkey Eight
who made possible the retreat
All merried and dined
as the blizzard buzzed by
But after eating Tofurkey
they all had to fly.
The Buzzards waved their thanks
and wished holiday dandy
But most of all,
They wished for some candy
But knowing they shouldn’t wish
For what what was NOT there
Instead gave thanks
(for the Tom Turkeys)
And hoped to see them next year.